Do you enjoy fancy coffee beverages? Do you sometimes feel as though a pirate may jump around the corner, cackling maniacally when you go to pay for it at the coffee shop or when you decide to buy a pre-made one at the store because the price is usually around eight dollars, one kidney, and the naming rights to your children? As much fun as it would be to name a kid after a coffee beverage (“This is my baby, Non-fat Flat White Smith”), it’s also kind of ridonkulous to me that sometimes I pay like three to five bucks for a drink I could in some cases make on my own dayum time if I weren’t say...lazy. I started to wonder if I could sort of make a coffee drink like one I’ve always really liked, Vita Coco’s Original Cafe Latte. It’s available at that link but also available in most grocery stores in MA, and usually costs around $2.50-$3.00. If you do that once, fine, but it’s not the most generous of pours, and that it can add up fast if say, you want two to fifteen of them a month. Was there a way to make this at home, using say, the coffee and coconut and milk I already had? I do enjoy a nice cold-brew made in a French press overnight in the summer, and it struck me that the easiest thing in the world would be to cold-brew my coffee using coconut juice instead of water.
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| Iced Coconut Latte |
SCIENCE. Or something. I’m clearly writing about this because it worked. Be cool, guys -- this discovery is about as important as when Ben Franklin, my favorite nudist, decided to take his tenders and also key on a kite out into a lightning storm to see what would happen. I’ve never been accused of being a mathlete, but I think if you make a big batch of this, it’ll wind up saving you a bit over time (guesstimating that coffee is $9-12/lb, a 12 oz can of coconut juice can be purchased for $1 and up, and milk is...probably in your fridge already). Also, there is no price for feeling smug, and you can get that too if you make this instead of buying it.
Sidebar: Please note that I did not call this Thai. Because seriously, why do we call everything with coconut Thai? Do they even grow coffee in Thailand? Coconuts grow like...anywhere near the equator. Wouldn’t something like a coconut coffee drink be better served by calling it Mexican (just behind Thailand on the list of top coconut production in the world), or Brazilian (top producer of coffee in the world, also on the coconut list?) or even like...Indian. Get some Indian-Brazilian-Mexican Iced Coconut Coffee drink here right now! Not everything Mexican includes chile, dudes. MIKE DROP.
Iced Coconut Latte
(Single serving)
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| Iced Coconut Latte |
Ingredients
2 Tbsp ground coffee (heaping Tbsp for richer coffee flavor)
1 12 oz can coconut juice
¼ cup milk
ice, ice, baby
French Press
Directions
- Pour coffee and coconut juice into a French press, but don’t press yet. Place in fridge and let chill 6-8 hours.
- Press.
- Pour into a large cup and add milk and ice.
- If you feel fancy, add a straw.
- Enjoy.
Notes:
You can make cold-press coffee even if you don’t have a French press! Just let the mixture sit in a jar overnight, and then pour it through a coffee cone filter.
I wound up adding just a touch more milk to mine, because I prefer non-fat milk. I suspect with a higher fat percentage the creaminess will work with the ¼ cup pour, but you get your calcium on any which way you want it!
You could probably also use almond, soy or other milk substitute, but I’d warn you to be careful that the coconut already has a lot of sugar; you should probably use an unsweetened milk substitute unless you like feeling your teeth actively rotting.
You may have a bit too much coconut juice for the size of the French press. Just freeze any extra and make a coconut ice cube to use when you serve this! 
